What is the beef potency rating?
The beef potency rating is a scale on which any and all minced and roast beef lies. It denotes how powerful or deadly each Ulawaka of beef is, and is useful for beefologists. With the lowest Ulawaka (1 Ulawaka) of beef being your everyday beef, and the highest level (5 Ulawaka) being deadly to the average human, only being eaten raw by Echidnas. Below is the actual scale, endorsed by John Wick and lennon. The units are mainly based upon how many stupid mites there are in the meat, where the more mites, the more potent the meat.
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